ARIES: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep. -Weird Al Yankovic Oh, Weird Al, you silly goose. Thank you for making us laugh. We’re already on our third Astrology Playlist: Aries! There’sContinue reading “Songs for the Aries”
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Pour One Out for Kenny Rogers
A blog post not on Monday? What is going on?? Special times call for special circumstances, and last night on March 20th, 2020 the music world lost a true legend in the form of 81-year-old country music star Kenny Rogers. Kenneth Ray Rogers was the fourth of eight children born to Edward and Lucille RogersContinue reading “Pour One Out for Kenny Rogers”
St Patrick's Day
Even despite our current situation with social distancing, St Patrick’s Day never fails to be a hell of a good time every year. We’re all wearing green, we’re all drinking beer, we’re all listening to Irish music…or maybe that’s just me, idk. Obviously I have a playlist created for March’s main holiday – you canContinue reading “St Patrick's Day”
Words of Worship: Blessing
blessing – nounthe act or words of one that blesses; a thing conducive to happiness or welfare; grace said at a mealSynonyms: benediction, benefit, boon, felicity, godsend, good, manna, windfallAntonyms: affliction, bane, curse, evil, plague, scourge It can be very easy to mistake blessings for good luck, as though they’re random happenstance or that youContinue reading “Words of Worship: Blessing”
Diva Spotlight – Taylor Swift
I will be the first person to tell you that I did not like Taylor Swift when she first appeared on the scene with her single Tim McGraw. In fact, I am a firm believer that Tim McGraw is, to this day, the worst song that’s ever been written. Then, praise the Lord, Teardrops OnContinue reading “Diva Spotlight – Taylor Swift”
The #1's of the 1970's – A Decade Study
I can’t believe we’re already almost 3 months into this new decade – it’s already going by so fast. This week I’m coming back with another “decade” study, this time for the 1970’s, which produced some really excellent music. I think when a lot of people think about the ’70s, they automatically think either psychedelicContinue reading “The #1's of the 1970's – A Decade Study”
Songs for the Pisces
PISCES: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say. -Weird Al Yankovic Now that I’ve let Weird Al set the mood, let’s talk about our next astrological sign: the Pisces. Pisces may be the sign thatContinue reading “Songs for the Pisces”
Valentine's Day
Even when I was single, I loved Valentine’s Day. Yes, a large part of it was the excellent selections of Valentine’s candy, but there’s so much more to love then just the romantic aspect. My mom is still the type of mom who always sends a Valentine’s card and my favorite type of candy (eitherContinue reading “Valentine's Day”
Yes, My [Future] Kids Will Watch Cinderella
I think it’s fair that if you say the words “Disney Princess,” the first character people will associate with that phrase will be Cinderella. It’s her castle gracing the center of Walt Disney World in Orlando, her soundtrack is one of the most famous, and she was also one of the first Disney movies toContinue reading “Yes, My [Future] Kids Will Watch Cinderella”
Music Around the World: Afghanistan
My junior year of college, my Music History class was assigned a project to research the native music of a foreign country we’d never visited to present to the entire class. I never in a million years would’ve guessed that I’d like doing that project, but I LOVED it. It was so fascinating to learnContinue reading “Music Around the World: Afghanistan”