ARIES: The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep. -Weird Al Yankovic Oh, Weird Al, you silly goose. Thank you for making us laugh. We’re already on our third Astrology Playlist: Aries! There’sContinue reading “Songs for the Aries”
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Diva Spotlight – Taylor Swift
I will be the first person to tell you that I did not like Taylor Swift when she first appeared on the scene with her single Tim McGraw. In fact, I am a firm believer that Tim McGraw is, to this day, the worst song that’s ever been written. Then, praise the Lord, Teardrops OnContinue reading “Diva Spotlight – Taylor Swift”
Songs for the Pisces
PISCES: Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus. You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say. -Weird Al Yankovic Now that I’ve let Weird Al set the mood, let’s talk about our next astrological sign: the Pisces. Pisces may be the sign thatContinue reading “Songs for the Pisces”
Songs for the Aquarius
“Aquarius: There’s travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day.” -Weird Al Yankovic The above song lyrics from Weird Al’s Your Horoscope for Today pretty much sums up my feelings about astrology. I’m aContinue reading “Songs for the Aquarius”
Personal Favorites of 2019
Here we are – the last two days of 2019! I almost can’t believe it; on Wednesday we’ll not only be at the beginning of a new year, but a new decade. Since this post is going to be a little longer, I’ll go ahead and jump right in – this blog will be focusingContinue reading “Personal Favorites of 2019”
Audio Aesthetics 